A Test

Read the following six claims. For each one, decide: is this a conspiracy theory, or a legitimate concern?

1. A foreign government secretly interfered in a U.S. presidential election through covert channels, and senior officials in the winning campaign were aware of it.

2. A federal health agency suppressed data about the side effects of a widely distributed medical product to protect its relationship with the manufacturer.

3. A major social media platform secretly coordinated with government officials to remove content that contradicted the administration’s preferred narrative.

4. A small group of financial elites used a global crisis to consolidate wealth and restructure economies in ways that benefit their interests at the expense of ordinary people.

5. Intelligence agencies conducted unauthorized surveillance on a political candidate using fabricated or exaggerated evidence to obtain warrants.

6. A major news network deliberately shaped its coverage to favor one political party, with executives coordinating directly with that party’s campaign staff.

What Just Happened

You sorted them. Everyone does.

Some of those claims felt like reasonable concerns. Others felt like conspiracy theories. The question is: what did you use to sort them? It was not the structure of the claim. Every one of those six statements has the same architecture: a powerful group, acting in secret, to produce an outcome that harms the public.

You did not sort by structure. You sorted by familiarity. The claims that matched your existing worldview felt like concerns. The claims that matched the other side’s worldview felt like conspiracy theories. The ones that could go either way, you probably held in suspension, waiting to see where the dispatch was going before you committed.

This is not a failure of your intelligence. It is a feature of the label.

The One-Way Label

In 2013, psychologists Michael Wood and Karen Douglas conducted an archival study of online discussions about contested events. They found a consistent pattern: people who held non-mainstream beliefs about those events refused to describe their own views as “conspiracy theories.” They preferred terms like “conspiracy facts” or simply “the truth.” When other users applied the conspiracy theory label to their comments, they actively resisted it.

This was not unique to one group. It was universal.

Wood and Douglas were documenting a structural property of the phrase itself: “conspiracy theory” is what linguists would call an other-attributed category. It is a label applied exclusively to beliefs held by someone else. No one walks into a room and says, “Let me tell you about my conspiracy theory.” They say, “Let me tell you what’s really going on.”

The philosopher Napolitano and psychologist Reuter confirmed this in a 2021 analysis: few people are willing to apply the label “conspiracy theory” to their own views. This is not because people lack self-awareness. It is because the label was never designed for self-application. It is an outward-facing tool. A sorting mechanism. A way of saying: that person’s belief does not deserve the same consideration as mine.

The Symmetry Nobody Mentions

In 2014, political scientists Joseph Uscinski and Joseph Parent published American Conspiracy Theories, a study that analyzed over 100,000 letters to the editor of the New York Times spanning more than a century. Their central finding: conspiracy theorizing is not the property of one political party, one ideology, or one psychological profile. It tracks with power. Specifically, with not having it.

When Democrats hold the White House, conspiracy theories from the right spike. When Republicans hold the White House, conspiracy theories from the left spike. The content changes. The structure does not. The people generating the theories believe, in every case, that they are raising legitimate concerns about the abuse of power by those who hold it. The people dismissing the theories believe, in every case, that they are defending reality against paranoid delusion.

Both sides are using the same reasoning. Only one side, at any given moment, gets to call the other side’s reasoning a conspiracy theory. That side is whichever side holds more institutional power: more newsrooms, more universities, more platforms, more fact-checkers.

Smallpage, Enders, and Uscinski confirmed this in a 2017 study using representative survey data: conspiracy accusations follow the contours of partisan conflict. Partisans accuse opposing groups, not their own, of conspiring. They can identify which conspiracy theories come from which party. They simply exempt their own.

The Weapon That Doesn’t Work the Way You Think

Here is the part that surprised the researchers.

In 2016, Michael Wood designed a series of experiments to measure whether labeling a claim a “conspiracy theory” actually reduces belief in it. He presented participants with identical statements. Some were labeled conspiracy theories. Some were not. He measured belief.

The label had no significant effect on belief. Calling something a conspiracy theory did not make people believe it less.

This finding, published in Political Psychology, contradicts the assumption that drives every deployment of the label in public discourse: that calling something a conspiracy theory discredits it. It does not. What the label does, as Husting and Orr documented, is something different. It does not change whether people believe the claim. It changes whether people are willing to be seen believing it. It does not operate on the idea. It operates on the person.

The conspiracy theory label is not an epistemic tool. It is a social one. It does not say “this is false.” It says “the kind of person who believes this is not worth listening to.” And because no one wants to be that kind of person, the label achieves its effect not through argument but through the threat of exclusion.

The Reflection

Go back to the six claims at the top of this dispatch.

The ones you classified as conspiracy theories: what would it take for you to reclassify them as legitimate concerns? A congressional investigation? A leaked document? A major newspaper confirming the story? In 2012, saying the NSA was conducting mass surveillance on American citizens was a conspiracy theory. In 2013, it was a Pulitzer Prize.

The ones you classified as legitimate concerns: what would it take for someone on the other side to convince you that you were engaged in conspiratorial thinking? What evidence would they need to present? How much of your resistance to that reclassification comes from the evidence itself, and how much comes from the fact that it is the other side presenting it?

The mirror is broken because it only reflects outward. You can see the distortion in everyone else’s thinking. The place where your own thinking would appear is a blind spot. Not because you are stupid. Not because you are partisan. Because that is how the label was built. It was designed to be applied to other people. It has no inward-facing function.

The first act of cognitive defense is not choosing the right side. It is noticing that the tool you are using to sort the sides was never designed to include your own.

Sources

Wood, Michael J., and Karen M. Douglas. “‘What about Building 7?’ A Social Psychological Study of Online Discussion of 9/11 Conspiracy Theories.” Frontiers in Psychology 4 (2013): 409.

Napolitano, M. G., and K. Reuter. “What Is a Conspiracy Theory?” Erkenntnis (2021).

Husting, Ginna, and Martin Orr. “Dangerous Machinery: ‘Conspiracy Theorist’ as a Transpersonal Strategy of Exclusion.” Symbolic Interaction 30, no. 2 (2007): 127-150.

Uscinski, Joseph E., and Joseph M. Parent. American Conspiracy Theories. New York: Oxford University Press, 2014.

Smallpage, Steven M., Adam M. Enders, and Joseph E. Uscinski. “The Partisan Contours of Conspiracy Theory Beliefs.” Research and Politics (2017).

Wood, Michael J. “Some Dare Call It Conspiracy: Labeling Something a Conspiracy Theory Does Not Reduce Belief in It.” Political Psychology 37, no. 5 (2016): 695-705.

Nera, K., S. Leveaux, and P. P. L. E. Klein. “A ‘Conspiracy Theory’ Conspiracy? A Mixed Methods Investigation of Laypeople’s Rejection (and Acceptance) of a Controversial Label.” International Review of Social Psychology 33, no. 1 (2020).

Douglas, Karen M., et al. “Is the Label ‘Conspiracy Theory’ a Cause or a Consequence of Disbelief in Alternative Narratives?” British Journal of Psychology 113 (2022): 575-590.

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